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Delta Virtual Airlines Water Cooler | Airline Operations | terrorist deterrent.......pilot style
DVA4241
Assistant Chief Pilot, MD-88

Joined on March 20 2007
Millennium Club
DVA Fifteen-Year Anniversary
Long Beach 500 Club
Online Millennium Club

"Kepping my head in the clouds"
Kansas City, MO

1,310 legs, 2,524.8 hours
1,150 legs, 2,227.3 hours online
1,273 legs, 2,429.1 hours ACARS
28 legs, 67.4 hours event
Posted onPost created on May 16 2009 10:47 ET by Chad Rhinehart
This had me laughing for hours I thought I would share....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reRRgEET6Kw&feature=related


DVA6626
Captain, MD-11

Joined on November 07 2008
Six Century Club
Million Mile Club

""PROFILE CLIMB""
Las Vegas, NV

753 legs, 2,288.9 hours
28 legs, 55.2 hours online
747 legs, 2,255.7 hours ACARS
Posted onPost created on May 16 2009 11:32 ET by Michael Pare
That's hilarious!


DVA7230
Captain, L-1011-100

Joined on April 21 2009

Karnataka India

92 legs, 138.9 hours
38 legs, 68.2 hours online
90 legs, 135.7 hours ACARS
Posted onPost created on May 16 2009 13:11 ET by Arvind Av
Thats the coolest inflight announcement i have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DVA1933
Senior Captain, B727-200

Joined on September 19 2004
Triple Century Club

Monterrey, NL Mexico

357 legs, 860.4 hours
72 legs, 132.3 hours online
255 legs, 668.3 hours ACARS
1 legs, 1.9 hours event
Posted onPost created on May 16 2009 14:06 ET by David Eugenio Gomez
LOL


DVA6922
Captain, B737-800

Joined on January 14 2009
Century Club
50 State Club
B737 50 Club
DVA Fifteen-Year Anniversary

"Takeoffs are Opt. Landings are Mand."
Edmond, OK

147 legs, 291.6 hours
140 legs, 282.1 hours ACARS
Posted onPost created on May 16 2009 15:30 ET by Jonathan Cope
Loved it!

Jonathan Cope

Captain, B737-800
DVA4031
Captain, B757-200

Joined on January 20 2007
50 State Club
B757 100 Club
Everett 500 Club
DVA Ten-Year Anniversary
Million Mile Club
Millennium Club

Port Orchard, WA

1,186 legs, 3,343.2 hours
1,177 legs, 3,327.8 hours ACARS
Posted onPost created on May 16 2009 15:57 ET by Quinlan Cao
Lol, I think I've heard that before, but it always cracks me up!


DVA6267
Captain, B757-200
OLP

Joined on August 07 2008
Century Club
Online Century Club
B737 50 Club
DVA Fifteen-Year Anniversary

Duluth, MN

191 legs, 297.6 hours
160 legs, 246.4 hours online
179 legs, 279.2 hours ACARS
32 legs, 59.7 hours event
Posted onPost created on May 16 2009 19:02 ET by Benjamin Fonville
How about this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE1rE2vxUyM&feature=related

Benjamin Fonville

Captain, B757-200
DVA6172
Captain, MD-11

Joined on July 20 2008
Double Century Club
Everett Century Club
DVA Fifteen-Year Anniversary

"Yo buddy, still alive ?"
Rio de Janeiro, RJ Brazil

290 legs, 1,406.3 hours
97 legs, 538.5 hours online
287 legs, 1,397.4 hours ACARS
Posted onPost created on May 16 2009 23:38 ET by Felipe Nava
hahahah hilarious!
DVA4707
Captain, B747-400
OLP
E-MAIL

Joined on July 13 2007
Online Century Club
Double Century Club

Smethwick, West Midlands UK

228 legs, 732.2 hours
174 legs, 566.8 hours online
213 legs, 687.7 hours ACARS
14 legs, 40.7 hours event
77 legs dispatched, 37.5 hours
Posted onPost created on May 18 2009 08:45 ET by Tom Rickard
great video, I wonder what the faces were like on the cargo when they heard that one

Tom Rickard

Captain, B747-400
DVA6468
Captain, B747-400
OLP
E-MAIL

Joined on September 28 2008
50 State Club
Everett 500 Club
Million Mile Club
Millennium Club
Online Eight Century
DVA Fifteen-Year Anniversary

Portland, OR USA

1,409 legs, 4,437.8 hours
836 legs, 2,044.2 hours online
1,382 legs, 4,308.7 hours ACARS
18 legs, 45.2 hours event
Posted onPost created on May 22 2009 20:43 ET by Russell Hill
thats great


DVA6925
Captain, B777-200
OLP

Joined on January 24 2009
Triple Century Club
Online Century Club
DVA Fifteen-Year Anniversary
Everett Century Club

CO USA

351 legs, 927.9 hours
115 legs, 349.4 hours online
347 legs, 922.4 hours ACARS
88 legs dispatched, 35.9 hours
Posted onPost created on May 23 2009 08:15 ET by Jim DiCroce
LOL that was awsome!!!

Jim DiCroce

Captain, B777-200
DVA3707
First Officer, B737-800

Joined on November 11 2006
Century Club
DVA Fifteen-Year Anniversary

Western United States

111 legs, 214.7 hours
67 legs, 117.3 hours online
106 legs, 206.5 hours ACARS
2 legs, 3.2 hours event
Posted onPost created on May 30 2009 14:00 ET by Andrew Martz
OMG, Benjamin, that is so funny

Andrew Martz

First Officer, B737-800


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